"Andre Parrott: A Defender with Exceptional Form but Weak Skills"

Interviewer: Andre, you have been in exceptional form this season despite not playing any matches. Can you tell us what has contributed to your success?

Andre Parrott: Well, I have been putting in the work both on and off the pitch. I take my career very seriously and always strive to improve. My coach appreciates my work ethic, and I know when to have some fun as well.

Interviewer: Your healthiness has been a topic of discussion among fans and pundits. How do you manage to perform at such a high level despite your partying habits and history of injuries?

Andre Parrott: I guess I just have a natural resilience. I've partied all night before important matches and played through injuries and concussions. My body may not be in the best shape, but I know how to push through.

Interviewer: What is your favorite club to play against and why?

Andre Parrott: Definitely HOS. They always bring out the best in me and it's always a tough, competitive match.

Interviewer: Lastly, can you tell us a random interesting fact about your life?

Andre Parrott: Well, I actually have a fear of birds. It's a bit irrational, but it's something I've had since I was a kid. So you won't catch me hanging out at the park feeding pigeons anytime soon.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time, Andre. Good luck with the rest of the season.

Andre Parrott: Thank you. It was a pleasure.