Exclusive Interview with The Gymnastic Society's Song Jeon: A Look Into the Mind of the Midfield Maestro

Interviewer: Good afternoon, Song. Thank you for taking the time to sit down with us today. Let's dive right in - how would you describe your style of play on the field?

Song Jeon: Well, I like to keep things neutral, you know? I'm not one to stick to a specific play style. I adapt to the situation and try to make the best decisions for the team.

Interviewer: Interesting approach. And how do you feel about your current form this season, despite not having played any matches?

Song Jeon: My recent form may be exceptional, but I believe in quality over quantity. I may not have played any matches yet, but when I do, I'll give it my all.

Interviewer: Some have criticized your practice ethic, calling you lazy. How do you respond to those critics?

Song Jeon: Football is important to me, but so is having fun and spending time with my family. I may not put in the extra work like some players, but I still manage to perform on the field. I have a wide range of interests, and I believe that balance is key in life.

Interviewer: That's a fair point. And how do you maintain your healthiness despite your partying habits and disregard for your body?

Song Jeon: My body may be more of a ruin than a temple, but I've powered through injuries and concussions. I may not age well, but I live in the moment and take each day as it comes.

Interviewer: Lastly, do you have a favorite club to play against and a favorite formation to play in?

Song Jeon: I always enjoy playing against GYM, and my favorite formation is 4-3-3. It allows me to showcase my skills as a midfielder and contribute to the team in a balanced way.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time, Song. It was a pleasure speaking with you.

Song Jeon: The pleasure was all mine. Thank you for having me.